Cruise Jokes: 10 Funny Things Cruisers Say
Whether it’s your first time on a cruise or your tenth, you’re bound to hear these funny cruise sayings onboard the ship.
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Whether it’s your first time on a cruise or your tenth, you’re bound to hear these funny cruise sayings onboard the ship.
Get fit and stay away from the gym! A take on how to keep your mobility levels up during your cruise without going near the gym.
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A trip to Key West is a lot like how I imagine a tropical cat sanctuary would be. I mean, it’s famous for Ernest Hemingway’s six-toed cats, right? And it’s a gorgeous tropical island with pet-friendly attitudes, sweeping views, palm trees for days and miles of shoreline. So if cats really ran the world – … Read more